What Would You Do? (the malas post)

How would you react when your son continuously throwing lemons in an eatery? You pick the lemons up and put it back in the container. How would you feel when once the lemons put back, he throws another one on the floor? You pick it up and put it back in the container. That's what you do.

hmmm..I wonder..if...I...

And what if he sometimes decides to do a little sketching on your reading materials? You say nevermind..It's only in the front page..

But.. what about the time when he licks off your trading phone until the speakers all distorted? You say, don't bother..its only a 99 ringgit flip phone..

              

 

Because at the end of the day..you noticed he is more or less..YOU..hahaha

Extreme Learning Curve Month 17

Last month we brought Fahyim to his monthly checkup in Pantai Hospital. This time it is for his last Pneumococal Vaccine injection. I opt for all the extra vaccines offered by his pediatrician Dr. Eric Lee Kim Hor  just because I care for my sons well being. This next checkup on the 24th of January is for his SARS vaccine. Praise to God for Fahyim seldom gets chronic illness. 

Normally, a visit to the hospital will put the kid to his whining mode. "Uwekk" here "Uwekk" there. But last month he was so happy that he ran like a headless chicken through the hallway. He always has this urge of wildness when he sees ample spaces to explore. I remember that day he visited all of the bench in the hallway and drums on each and single one of it while giggling. He then repeated that gesture for a couple of times and started licking the arm rests. Haha!

Taking a picture of him is like rocket science nowadays

Off I go!!

I have a strong believe that one day, this kid will be so passionate in the sports of football. He will join me to watch Saturday and Sunday night football on the tele. Whenever the interval sound of a Barclays Premier League airing on the tele, he will instantly wake up and stood in front of the screen. He stands so close to the screen till we have to pull him back. The frequency of the sound impresses him so much he didn't even listen when we call his name. He even bites the edge of the TV cupboard till the paint gone off. What a kid!

He got no interest with porridges nowadays. Be it chicken porridge, beef porridge, vege porridge or even salmon porridge. He digs french fries now! He eats it non stop and sometimes being greedy as well. He will shove it all at one go in his mouth and keep on coming back for more.

It is normal for a kid of his age to show signs of rebel every now and then. Most babies will whine and cry if their wants not fulfilled. But my kid portrays a different method. He bangs his head on the floor and on the wall. No kidding. If you're unlucky, he will deliver you a nice headbutt on the face. The advantage of having a strong skull since he was born comes into use. I hope he doesn't practice that at school later on. Ha ha ha..

Everything seems to go his way since the first time he fell from the bed few months ago. This time, he was smacked with the "First Natural Bleed" caused by his carelessness. He was holding the remote control, making hell of a mess to the house as usual when suddenly he decides to do a turn. His right leg tripped my wife's leg. Control was lost, balance gone hay-wired and "Splattt!!" down he went, face first.  He screamed helplessly, tears falling down his eyes and blood flowing down his nose.  I know it was an agonizing one because there was a long pause between his painful facial expression to his enormous cry. His nose and upper lips hit the floor and the worse part is, the remote control that he was holding was in between of the floor and his face. Journey on becoming a man my boy. Deal with it. Haha!

 

The Damage

 

Only He Who Knows

I have now encountered series of events which comprises missing merchandises, sentimental valued items and a few electronics connecting cables since I got a little running man in my house. Having said that, approximately 3 weeks ago, I lost one of my beloved Playstation 3 CD ( yes I dont have a PS4 yet )*. This particular CD is my FIFA 12 ( yes I dont have FIFA 13 although its 2014 already) *.

I have been playing this game every night without fail to eased out the tense of a quite high paced culture I have at work. It calms me, if I were to put it into a layman's language. Well, it is gone! I don't know where. I've been searching everywhere from narrow corners of the tv cupboard to the tight gaps of the sofa. Still I couldn't find it. The CD was nicely kept INSIDE the PS3, I have never changed to any other game this past year. To make it more interesting, everytime I got back from work, the PS3 was already switched on and heated like somebody has been playing it for few hours. It can't be my maid. If she plays, I will never face a "Player 2" problem since I got married.

Inferencing that I might have misplaced my CD, I have no other choice then to play the Gran Turismo which I am not quite fond of. The very next day, similar thing happened, I got back and saw the PS3 was switched on, and the CD was gone. I curiously asked the maid and she told me that she didn't have a clue on how to turn it off. And then I ask her, who turned it on then? She replied maybe Fahyim did. While I was turning off the PS3, I accidentally glanced to a shiny object stuck on the edge of the drawer. It was the Gran Turismo CD. I subconsciously formed a hypothesis proving that this affairs was done by none other than...

Meeeeeeeeeee!!!

The first incident took place a few months back. One of my rings gone absent. To add some Ajinomoto to that plot, it turns out to be my Wedding Ring. Hahahahaha. But I was not too clutched about it because I was 100 percent sure that I placed it on the coffee table by our shoe rack the night before. If its gone, it must be in the house. So me, my wife and the maid went for a quest to search for the missing ring of Lord Sauron in the house which we failed obviously. It went on for 2 weeks. Nobody got a clue, we tried backtracking memory, strategic thinking, 6 thinking hats, thinking in the toilet and so many other ways we can imagine but it all comes to a dead end.

 My wife became all sad about the loss until one fine night my maid went to look inside my bag and discovered the ring together with a bunch of Lego bricks and some soft toys peacefully stuffed into a section. That solves the mystery of the missing ring and the culprit is none other than the undisputed Mr Muhammad Fahyim Syakir..

And now we are left with  the next puzzle, "Where is the FIFA 12" ?? Only he knows where..

The undisputed champion of the world.

* Hint to Nik Nurul Diyanah.. hehehehe

Picture Telling 2013

I still remember clearly at the back of mind the happiest moment of my life when this boy arrive to the world. Bringing joy to all of the rotten souls around him. The " Hook " between two families.

Tough boy with a sumo look.

And then, there was the jaundice tanning and his first air guitar with a rockstar romper.

I was the one to blame coz rite after this session he change
colour

Smokeee on the waaaaaterrrr!

And then his head was shaved. He cried so loud coz he was
sleeping.

The next day, Afia Khadeejah came to visit. Fahyim got nothing to offer other than a Shin Chan pose!

Buli buli Zaemon pose.

I observed his behaviour and decided that he has to acquire some skills to impress a laydehh. But he refuses to oblige.

Do i have to?

So i made him smile..

Ngeeeee!!

And so he puts on his monkey suit and off he go...

And boy he trained so hard until his eyes can't bear..

And finally he made it...

To acknowledge his achievement..we brought him to a nice vacation in Batu Ferringhi, Penang..

Some sun tanning..

and some bubble bath..

Sometimes the dude wants to be a beachboy..

But often he was dressed as cats.

 

That one time when "Tokwe" bought him a fire truck..

He straight away loves to steer..

He is now an expert..

And can even take "selfies" while on the wheel..haha..

We always thought that he got some charisma..so we added some spice..who knows..

Oh how I wish to explain better about this fatherly feeling inside, life is so much better when you got a mini you wandering around the house, making hell of a mess and redesigning your house interior. Finding stuff is more like a special ops mission. But.. nothing beats his smile. :)